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Sneakers | Cold BloodBe The Influence and own a pair of history with these exclusive Solitary Isle sneakers. Fashion has no limits, just like the shirt my 10 year old brother wore to his bowling banquet. These extremely comfortable high top canvas sneakers ensure you stand out in a world of Karens. Once you put these on you will never take them off because we put a curse on them. Do you crave the kind of shoes that can keep up with your poor decisions and even worse dance

These extremely comfortable high-top canvas sneakers ensure you stand out in a world of Karens

You’ll stand out like a gin-soaked peacock in a world full of tired

Why blend in like a sad wallflower when you can stomp your way through life like a two-timing dame at a jazz funeral

and the creeping realization that everything is meaningless

they’ll keep you looking sharp while you dance your way into tomorrow’s regrets

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The Solitary Isle Trucker HatBuilt for men who keep driving because stopping means thinking

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and it doesn’t answer them either

uncaring void

and maybe Steve from dispatch—though they’d never admit it

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